mysterious source of

INCOME

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$INCOME
The wizard cat in round rainbow glasses lounges on an old couch at night: staying in bed all day, plus 500,000 dollars, source unknown.

TODAY'S STATEMENT

Did nothing.
Got paid.

  • staying in bed all day08:00 → 23:59+$500,000
  • skipped the meetingthere was no meeting+$12,400
  • ordered pizzathird time today+$900
  • looked at the ceilingfor a while+$???

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A glowing wizard silhouette rises over a mountain at night while a crowd at computers raises their hands and money amounts float in the air.

THE SUMMONING

Nobody knows where it comes from.

Every night, the screens light up. Hands go up. Numbers fall from the sky. Some say it's a wizard. Some say it's a cat. Nobody has ever asked twice.

The $INCOME gold coin with a big question mark, IN ??? WE TRUST, floating over a glowing gold grid.

THE COIN

In ??? we trust.

$INCOME on Solana. Where it goes next is a mystery too.

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EVIDENCE

Caught on tape.

The wizard cat at a street ATM at night, banknotes pouring onto the sidewalk.
ATM, 2:14 a.m.+$???
The wizard cat at a desk with three monitors of green charts and empty pizza boxes.
Bedroom, 3:00 a.m.+$1,000,000
The wizard cat floating on a pink ring in a purple rooftop pool.
Rooftop pool+$900
The wizard cat in a bathrobe receiving yet another delivery box in a hallway full of boxes.
Delivery #41 todaypaid
The wizard cat reclining in a first-class airplane seat with champagne.
Flight on a Tuesdayfirst class
An $INCOME coin on a bedside table next to a phone and a cold coffee, lit purple.
Bedside table1 coin

EXHIBIT C

It just arrives.

Retro synthwave poster: mysterious source of INCOME in gold chrome letters over a glowing grid, a tiny wizard on the horizon.

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